Mutdotceb is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, witless dragonfly.

Mutdotceb created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutdotceb, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mutdotceb, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mutdotceb's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mutdotceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always help pigs in need.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.