Catpinflig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic squirrel.

Catpinflig created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Catpinflig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Catpinflig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Catpinflig's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Catpinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five dogs approach from the north.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help sick snails.