Flytettived is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, annoying tortoise.

Flytettived created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flytettived, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flytettived, he will turn you into a slug.

Flytettived's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flytettived's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of geese.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flytettived.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.