Rull Motquarttip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful fox.

Rull Motquarttip created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Rull Motquarttip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rull Motquarttip, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rull Motquarttip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rull Motquarttip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.