Raggunstip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witty dryad.

Raggunstip created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Raggunstip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Raggunstip, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Raggunstip's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Raggunstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Never paint your arms magenta.

3. You must pray to Raggunstip six times a day.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.