Cadmettan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless finch.

Cadmettan created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadmettan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadmettan, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cadmettan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Cadmettan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cadmettan first in all things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to rats while wearing yellow dresses.

5. Hide if six dolphins approach from the north.