Jatbimtap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, clever wasp.

Jatbimtap created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Jatbimtap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jatbimtap, it will manifest in front of you.

Jatbimtap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jatbimtap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Put Jatbimtap first in all things.