Begflapteensand is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, grumpy crow.

Begflapteensand created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Begflapteensand, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begflapteensand, it will turn you into a rat.

Begflapteensand's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Begflapteensand's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never feed rice to rats while wearing trousers.

4. Begflapteensand loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.