Bogtaglog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless dugong.

Bogtaglog created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtaglog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bogtaglog, he will be very unhappy.

Bogtaglog's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bogtaglog's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never write about dark energy.