Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty squirrel.

Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak, it will not care.

Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Bigpodcanpidsagsaddabhak.

5. Hide if nine eagles approach from the west.