Nutthaslibbug is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humane hamster.

Nutthaslibbug created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutthaslibbug, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nutthaslibbug, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nutthaslibbug's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Nutthaslibbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nutthaslibbug's name in vain.

2. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.