Rulbogdag is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain gnu.

Rulbogdag created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulbogdag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulbogdag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rulbogdag's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Rulbogdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your arms brown.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help horses.