Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate owl.

Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan, she will turn you into a hamster.

Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three snakes approach from the north.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always help gulls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not take Godinghasgepfabdidkimduss Tan's name in vain.