Didwodxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing jackal.

Didwodxuck created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didwodxuck, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Didwodxuck, it will remove you from existence.

Didwodxuck's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Didwodxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear coats.