Besstettijon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate mink.

Besstettijon created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Besstettijon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Besstettijon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Besstettijon's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Besstettijon's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Besstettijon five times a day.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Feed all hungry foxes.

4. Besstettijon loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.