Bellbotlik is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy raven.

Bellbotlik created time and space five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbotlik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bellbotlik, she will be very sad.

Bellbotlik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bellbotlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never feed bread to moths while wearing dresses.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Worship no other gods but Bellbotlik.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.