Cissdodvan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, confident wombat.

Cissdodvan created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissdodvan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cissdodvan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cissdodvan's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Cissdodvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Always help voles.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.