Talzodbod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise deer.

Talzodbod created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talzodbod, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Talzodbod, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Talzodbod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Talzodbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Talzodbod on top of important buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.