Vonktennak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, vain swallow.

Vonktennak created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonktennak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vonktennak, he will not invite you to parties.

Vonktennak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Vonktennak's Holy Commandments

1. Vonktennak loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vonktennak.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Vonktennak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into white rooms.
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