Targtunflis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humorless deer.

Targtunflis created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targtunflis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targtunflis, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Targtunflis' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Targtunflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Targtunflis must be the most important thing in your life.