Dubvegripwat is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, calm
duck.
Dubvegripwat created viruses five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dubvegripwat, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Dubvegripwat, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Dubvegripwat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Dubvegripwat's Holy Commandments1. Voles are not to be trusted.
2. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing coats.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Never write about asteroids.
5. Worship no other gods but Dubvegripwat.