Dubvegripwat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, calm duck.

Dubvegripwat created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubvegripwat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dubvegripwat, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Dubvegripwat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dubvegripwat's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are not to be trusted.

2. Never feed aubergines to squirrels while wearing coats.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Worship no other gods but Dubvegripwat.