Madtonsab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, wise yak.

Madtonsab created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madtonsab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Madtonsab, she will think nothing of it.

Madtonsab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Madtonsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not stand on grass.