Madfubmadwad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane unicorn.

Madfubmadwad created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Madfubmadwad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madfubmadwad, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Madfubmadwad's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Madfubmadwad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Madfubmadwad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Madfubmadwad.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.