Fidwithab Bestsandrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic centaur.

Fidwithab Bestsandrap created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidwithab Bestsandrap, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fidwithab Bestsandrap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fidwithab Bestsandrap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fidwithab Bestsandrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never wear orange tights.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.