Gublagflat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered aardvark.

Gublagflat created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gublagflat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gublagflat, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gublagflat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gublagflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing gray kilts.

2. Always help cats.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about lemons.