Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid wombat.

Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Pibjam Botzodrag Sakhapflag on top of important buildings.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.