Kemwadgof is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast wyvern.

Kemwadgof created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemwadgof, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kemwadgof, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kemwadgof's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kemwadgof's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never look at stars.

5. You must love Kemwadgof.