Jingumril is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing manatee.

Jingumril created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingumril, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jingumril, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jingumril's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jingumril's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray skirts.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jingumril.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not make images of living things.