Jinsastif is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Jinsastif created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Jinsastif, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jinsastif, it will turn you into a slug.

Jinsastif's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jinsastif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Always wear red.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Put Jinsastif first in all things.