Omtominflap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective goat.

Omtominflap created the cosmos three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtominflap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Omtominflap, she will turn you into a rat.

Omtominflap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Omtominflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always look after injured mice.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about archaea.
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