Gubhinrak is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, able
faun.
Gubhinrak created Africa nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gubhinrak, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Gubhinrak, it will not care.
Gubhinrak's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Gubhinrak's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Gubhinrak.
2. Put Gubhinrak first in all things.
3. Never wear trousers.
4. Always help ducks.
5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.