Busmilarm is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unjust wren.

Busmilarm created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busmilarm, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Busmilarm, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Busmilarm's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Busmilarm's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.