Sugflanflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable beaver.

Sugflanflat created a down quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sugflanflat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sugflanflat, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Sugflanflat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sugflanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.