Nadwandob is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented seal.

Nadwandob created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nadwandob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadwandob, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Nadwandob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nadwandob's Holy Commandments

1. Nadwandob must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at nebulae.