Largcub Miflabsand is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unselfish badger.

Largcub Miflabsand created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largcub Miflabsand, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Largcub Miflabsand, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Largcub Miflabsand's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Largcub Miflabsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill gulls.