Zednillgod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciless cow.

Zednillgod created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zednillgod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zednillgod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Zednillgod's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zednillgod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zednillgod.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.