Nigmadfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able raccoon.

Nigmadfon created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigmadfon, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nigmadfon, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nigmadfon's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Nigmadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing violet jumpers and balancing five copper spheres on your legs.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.