Godfigsug is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever squid.

Godfigsug created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfigsug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godfigsug, she will turn you into a tree.

Godfigsug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Godfigsug's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godfigsug.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near moths while wearing purple shoes and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.