Sadxuchim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, selfish fox.

Sadxuchim created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadxuchim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sadxuchim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sadxuchim's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Sadxuchim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray shirts.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed beans to tapirs while wearing boots.

4. Never write about thermodynamics.

5. Never paint your face white.