Parkcusshab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast crane.

Parkcusshab created the world three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkcusshab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Parkcusshab, she will manifest in front of you.

Parkcusshab's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Parkcusshab's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the south.