Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, witless
narwhal
.
Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad
created time and space two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad
, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad
, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad's
most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.
3. Never bounce in holy places.
4. Nanfiggambensabstip Vabcitjad must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Run away if five tortoises approach from the west.
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