Arfpastap is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, merciful dragon.

Arfpastap created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfpastap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arfpastap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Arfpastap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arfpastap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not shave your head.