Dusscenrow is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous wyrm.

Dusscenrow created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusscenrow, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dusscenrow, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dusscenrow's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dusscenrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Retreat if five pigs approach from the south.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Dusscenrow on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.