Kenfiggil is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, narcissistic beaver.

Kenfiggil created a down quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenfiggil, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kenfiggil, it will not care.

Kenfiggil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Kenfiggil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Kenfiggil in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed oranges to mice while wearing fawn shorts.