Bogcapflat is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, irritating wren.

Bogcapflat created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogcapflat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogcapflat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogcapflat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bogcapflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed coconuts to goats while wearing brown corsets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always obey Bogcapflat's priests.