Bellstergof is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, charitable swallow.

Bellstergof created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellstergof, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bellstergof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bellstergof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bellstergof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.