Damhogsug is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest centaur.

Damhogsug created the Whirlpool Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damhogsug, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Damhogsug, he will turn you into a mouse.

Damhogsug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Damhogsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Damhogsug loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not take Damhogsug's name in vain.

5. Always look after injured squirrels.