Megzakwat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy narwhal.

Megzakwat created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megzakwat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Megzakwat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Megzakwat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Megzakwat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Never laugh in the presence of birds.

4. Dogs are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Megzakwat on top of all buildings.