Listtettimit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced parrot.

Listtettimit created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listtettimit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Listtettimit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Listtettimit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Listtettimit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Hide from orange aardvarks for they are unholy.