Gungepman is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful walrus.

Gungepman created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gungepman, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gungepman, it will make you grow a tail.

Gungepman's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gungepman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat bark.